Are you excited about the royal wedding?
I’m not. I thought I would be, but actually, I’ve realised I don’t care at all. I think it’s actually all the hype. And the fact that they took sooooooo long to get around to it. Seriously, I think they have been together longer than Mr Dreamy and I, and we’ve been married five and a half years! I barely even have any interest in Kate’s dress. Let’s face it, the girl is a boring dresser. Everything she wears is boring. Classy, tasteful, age appropriate, and boring. Her outfits aren’t exquisitely tasteful, they are boring and tasteful. They aren’t witty and clever and classy, they are boring and classy. And they aren’t striking and age appropriate or timeless and age appropriate, they are boring and age appropriate. Boring, boring, boring. Gosh, I am a grim little miser this week aren’t I! I guess the good thing about all her ensembles being so boring is that if her dress isn’t it will be all that much more exciting. Anyway, while I am not at all excited …