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The HSF ’14: Challenge #20: Alternative Universe

Gosh, time flies!  It does not seem a fortnight since I wrote the last inspiration post for the HSF!  Things come around quickly!

This particular challenge, #20: Alternative Universe (due Sat 1 Nov, because hey, Halloween is the day before and look, sometimes I can plan!)  is quite exciting, because it’s the one challenge of the year where doesn’t require you to  be properly historical.  The brief is simple: make something from an alternative universe, that shows elements of costume history within our universe.

With the Alternative Universe challenge we’re exploring all the ways in which history has influenced fantasy, and all the ways in which we’ve imagined the world would look if events had gone differently, or all the ways in which we would dress if we simply lived in another world, with another set of rules and history and species.

There are so many choices to pick from.

There are realms from literature: Middle Earth, Narnia, Westeros & Essos, Damar, Hogwarts, Diskworld, Oz, Barsoom, Dinotopia, Earthsea, and Neverland, to name just a few!

Aldersbach Abbey, Allemagne, circa 1200

There are worlds created for film & television, like the Once Upon a Time world, and variations on history within Doctor Who.

Wedding Dress of Cream Silk, 1785

Wedding Dress of Cream Silk, 1785, Shrewsbury Museum Services

And alternative universe lifestyles that extend far beyond one initial media, like Steampunk & Dieselpunk.

Clarice Mayne by Bassano - 1910s

Clarice Mayne by Bassano – 1910s

There are also alternative histories based on a change in events.

What would have happened if the Stanley’s had supported Richard III at the battle of Bosworth Field?  If Lady Jane Grey had held on to the throne of England?  If the English Parliament hadn’t tried to re-enact the tea & stamp taxes and the US Revolution had never happened?  If Josephine & Napoleon had had an heir?  If William Perkins had ignored the bright  hues  of his failed experiment, like a number of chemists before him?  If the Archduke Ferdinand hadn’t taken a route that drove him right past a drunk, angry Gavrilo Princip?  If Grover Cleveland had agreed to let  Lili’u’okalani  banish those who had overthrown her, or she had agreed to pardon them all, and she had been restored  to the throne of Hawaii?

Kaiulani, photograph by Tynan Bros, ca. 1895

Kaiulani, photograph by Tynan Bros, ca. 1895

How might any of  those have changes what was worn?

If you are a historical purist and don’t want to make something that is a fantasy, there is no reason that a garment from an alternative universe might not be perfectly accurate within our universe as well (notice that I have used period garments and images to illustrate this post).

Many fantasy lands are based on the technology and society of Europe in the Middle Ages, Doctor Who visits many timeperiods, and while he may encounter aliens living in Pompeii and robots at Versailles, the pallas and stola and robe a la francaises worn around them were probably the same.   An alternative history might provide the opportunity to explore a garment that is theoretical, but not proven, to see if it makes sense as a working garment.

Have fun exploring the history of alternative universes, and may it shed some light on our own history!

Loose height instantly!

Ever wanted to be shorter?  Any taller gals out there like me ever wished they could be petite, or just average?  Not loom over every guy in the room?  Not have to shop for special pants because the ordinary ones only came to your shins?

Well, I have figured out how to loose height, INSTANTLY.  Over the internet!  Using rainforest herbs (for a given value of rainforest herbs).  For FREE  (while supplies last).

It’s super easy.

Just measure yourself in centimetres (yep, those funny little things on the back of the tape measure).

Then go to this top-secret website I found called Google.com.

Then type in your measurement in cm and ‘in feet’.  Like this:

Google's height calculator is wrong thedreamstress.com

Then stand back, and admire the result.

An instant loss of over 2″ in height!

It’s like magic!

I did it for myself, and suddenly, instead of being a tallish 5’7″ like I always thought, I’ve become the totally average American woman’s height of 5’5″!

Google's height calculator is wrong thedreamstress.com

Now I’m off to find the magic calculator that will do the same thing to our width, and the reverse one that will bits of us bigger, and then I will OWN THE INTERNET.

(OK, OK, so they are decimalizing (or as I like to say, decimating) feet, but that’s not how you measure feet!)

Dressing the house: Lampshades & Lampshade making

I teach sewing classes at Made on Marion in Wellington, but for the last couple of years Maryanne has been teaching lampshade making classes, and I have been soooo envious.

Not because I want to teach lampshade making (for one thing, I didn’t know how to make a lampshade), but because all the lampshades that came out of the class were sooo gorgeous, and I desperately wanted to take the class and make my own!

Unfortunately, out old flat was really, really small, and there was simply no-where to put a lamp, plus, I didn’t want to make one that might not go with a house if we managed to buy one!

But, yay, back in Feb we bought our house, and as soon as we did I was on the hunt for lamps and lampstands!

In June, I had a lampstand (and some lamps) and a free weekend, so major excitement: class time!

Not only did I get to take the class, but I got to take it with Madame O: sooo fun!

Madame O picked a fabulous toile de jouy style fabric featuring telephone boxes and angel statues covering their eyes (don’t blink), and at the last minute I found a striking  black and white fabric with foxes and houses and mushrooms and snails and turnips and artichoke trees and other awesomeness.

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

Following the clear and entertaining instructions from Maryanne we were off, cutting and measuring and glueing and taping and rolling, helping each other along and admiring the fabrics that other students  brought in.

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com
Maryanne is an excellent teacher, and it was so much fun to be a student for once!

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

Lampshade making turned out to be really easy, but in the ‘if you are taught to do it and someone worked  out all the tricky bits it’s a breeze’ sense of easy, not the ‘anyone could figure this out’ type of easy, so I was really glad I didn’t try to struggle through the frustration of just having a go!

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

After lots of giggles, and lots of information, and lots of “Ah-hah!  That’s how they do it!” moments, I had a lampshade:

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

Sooooo exciting!

Check out how gorgeous our lampshades are!

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

As much as I love my fabric, Madame O’s  toile is sooo covetable!  Unfortunately, the only place in our house it would work is as bedside lamps, and that might be just a little too scary.  Don’t blink!

Having taken the class, I was addicted!  I immediately bought two more kits for standing lamps (best part about the kits?  Most of the materials are made in New Zealand!), and made them up:

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

The grey and sulpher yellow on linen is a reproduction print from Winterthur, and goes in our lounge.  You may have seen it in situ in my post about our house.

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

And the chintz is a fabric I found at an op-shop ages ago, and hoarded it in wait of a house.  It goes in the guest bedroom, which is eventually going to be chinoiserie themed.

Lampshade making at Made on Marion thedreamstress.com

I love the creepy little birds on the chintz!

If you are in Wellington, or can come up for a weekend, I highly recommend the lampshade making class.  So fun, and so satisfying (and I’m not just saying that because Maryanne is a friend and I’m associated with Made on Marion – I have to really love something to write a rave blog post, otherwise I grumble all the way through it, as you well know 😉 ) !

Maryanne also offers lampshade making  in Martinborough  every few months, and if you are further afield you can order kits (complete with instructions!) off of etsy.

And that’s my first post about making something for the house!  Happiness!