This hat cracks me up. It’s hilarious, and at the same time, it is very elegant.
It feel like the confused love child of a wazir and a nurse with head trauma. It can dispense the wisdom of the east along with your prescriptions. Just don’t expect it to provide sound advice or the right medicine.
Poor James! Not only is his rather decent go at being a king completely overshadowed by the queen who preceded him, but you, dear readers, declared that he ruled over the most unflattering period in men’s fashion…ever.
With that said, you didn’t think that James’ own outfit was as bad as it could have been, considering the period, though most of you noticed his distinctly scrawny legs. James rated a 4 out of 10.
This week, let’s look at something that doesn’t show any leg…just everything else.
You didn’t like Garbo’s take on Mata Hari, but a few of you mentioned that Mata Hari’s own costumes were rather attractive. It turns out that they weren’t particularly original though. Actress and courtesan La Belle Otero was photographed in her own exotic eastern dancer attire in 1905. Unlike Mata Hari, La Belle wasn’t trying to hide her lack of bosom with her costume, as she was said to have the most famous pair in the world.
What do you think? Is 1905 pseudo-Oriental exoticism better than the 1930s version? Or is this a case of La Belle ‘oh dear, no!’?
Rate the dress on a scale of 1 to 10
This is this weeks pogey bait:
It’s a ball of carpet fluff. The stuff you get off of a newly cut wool carpet.
No, I’m not kidding. I’m really showing you carpet fluff.
This is special carpet fluff though. It is carpet fluff that is dyed with gold.
Yep. It turns out that if you dissolve gold into miniscule nano sized particles with strong acid it is an excellent dye.
A group of scholars at Victoria University of Wellington are doing groundbreaking research on dyeing with gold.
They can dye wool and silk – anything keratin based because the sulphur particles in keratin form a strong bond with the gold.
In addition to being just flat out cool, dyeing stuff with gold has numerous practical benefits as well.
It is environmentally friendly – the process uses nothing but wool, water, gold and a very small amount of acid. At the end of the process the water has far less chemicals in it than the water coming out of your dishwasher.
Wool dyed with gold is also antibacterial and antimicrobial, and moths can’t live in it. And, unlike items treated with silver, the gold-wool bond extremely strong, so the gold doesn’t wash an wear out.
Finally, gold dyed wool is anti-static, great for cars and airplanes and medical textiles.
And because the gold is broken down into nano particles, it reflects the light in a completely different way, so comes in a whole range of colours, from yellow, to mauve (like my fluff) to blue and grey.
At this point I think the aim is to use gold-dyed wool in high fashion.
You can read more about it here.
I have my own personal dustbunny of gold dyed wool because one of the scientists involved with the project was a guest lecturer in a course I teach. She passed around examples, including a square of carpet covered in the fluff, and I asked to keep the ball of fluff at the end.
I’d better put it in a jar with a label so it doesn’t get mistaken for an ordinary dustbunny!
