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Putting marmotte hair to shame

I’m still plugging away on the Marmotte Masquerade Stays, but have been held up by boring paperwork and car fixing and whatnot.  So I’ll keep you entertained with other things. Between my stays and the  Fairies & Dinosaurs at Versailles party I’ve been fixated on mad 18th century hair. These fashion plates particularly delight me:

ZOMG!  Look at that hair!  Look at the fruit!  The entire bowl of lemons (or apricots?)!  The full pineapple perched in front!  That one random pear at front!    And her fabulously NOSE-y nose. Best of all, do you know what the pointy fruit going up the back of her hair is?  I do!  I’m relatively certain that it is a cacao fruit.

Cacao fruit, Molokai, Hawaii, thedreamstress.com

Cacao fruit, Molokai, Hawaii  

Yep.  That’s right.  Chocolate hair. I’m not sure what the large round fruit that alternates with it is though.  Out-of-scale quince?  Perhaps they were going really exotic and they were meant to be breadfruit.

Breadfruit (ulu), Molokai, Hawaii thedreamstress.com

Breadfruit (ulu), Molokai, Hawaii

It’s like pastoral France meets my parent’s farm!  I love it! And what about this one:

She’s a little more typically pretty, which makes her less interesting to me, and the veges are a little more prosaic than the exotic fruit.  I’m slightly confused by the three enormous carrots and then the three hydra-carrots.  What’s that about? Lettuce though, I understand.

Growing lettuce, Molokai, Hawaii, thedreamstress.com

Growing lettuce, Molokai, Hawaii

My parents grow lettuce.  It is the most delicious lettuce you have ever tasted.  You don’t even need to dress the salads its that good.

Growing lettuce, Molokai, Hawaii, thedreamstress.com

Planting radishes alongside a bed of lettuce,

Last time I was home I helped to plant a bunch of lettuce, with assistance from Josie the cat, because my parents have garden cats like I have a sewing cat.

Growing lettuce, Molokai, Hawaii, thedreamstress.com

Josie helps with the  planting

18th century hair and farms in Hawaii usually don’t go together so well though!

Croque-en-bouche

I don’t have a bucket list.  Not really.  But I do have some random things I’d really like to do in my life.  One of these is to drive as fast as I possibly can in a really fast car (I see a 3am trip on the autobahn in my future).  Another is to make a croquembouche

I’ve been obsessed by them ever since I read an article about a pastry chef when I was 10 or 11.

Unfortunately I couldn’t attempt croquembouchery at the time.  Hawai’i is not croquembouche country.  Choux pastry won’t raise properly in the humidity, and caramel starts dissolving within hours.

When we started planning the Fairies & Dinosaurs at Versailles party I decided it was time to attempt a croquembouche.  I know they are a little too recent for ancien regime Versailles, but you still can’t really get a better representation of a fabulously decadent French dessert.  And they are quite volcano-like too…

So, I learned to make profiteroles (perfect ones on the first try!)

And then I made profiteroles.

Profiterole making thedreamstress.com

 

And more profiteroles.

Profiterole making thedreamstress.com

And more profiteroles.

Profiterole making thedreamstress.com

Some of them suffered slightly because my oven is crap and I got tired of making them one sheet of profiterole at a time and tried to cook two at once.  Having a fan oven is definitely on my not-actually-a-bucket-list!

Profiterole making thedreamstress.com

 

And then, on the day of the party, Emily of Ever So Scrumptious was my fairy godmother and brought buckets of pastry creme and came and made caramel and arranged crouquemboucheness while I decorated like a mad thing with Sarah and ran around dealing with car radiator emergencies (isn’t that life).

And she did this even though she was going to have to run off to work all evening and wouldn’t be able to come to the party.  She is amazing.

After Emily rushes off to go be industrious, I drizzled caramel and chocolate lava over our croquembouche and decorated it with fairy flowers and dinosaurs painted rococo pastels.

Fairy & DInosaur Crouquembouche

 

It came out more prehistoric than super-conical prettiness, but in this situation, it works!

Fairies & Dinosaurs party thedreamstress.com

 

Rrrarw

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

I can’t decide if I should cross crouquembouche off my list or not.  I’m satisfied for now (also rather sick of eating profiteroles!), but may come back to the idea and will try for a more traditional one.

For now, I’ll leave you with a little silent film style drama of me defending the croquembouche from the bad fairy:

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

Fairy & Dinosaur Crouquembouche thedreamstress.com

Oh look!  I think we won her over with the croquembouche sweetness, and now she has a profiterole wand!

I wonder what happens if you roast them like marshmallows…

Rate the Dress: Deco tones

For once, you were amazingly unanimous about a Rate the Dress.  With the exception of a two dissenting votes down and two perfect 10 votes, all the ratings fell from 6.5 to 9 for  last week’s extremely matched brown-pink & blue Rate the Dress yet.  Unsurprisingly, the end result was right in the middle of that range: 7.6 out of 10.  As Beatrix said “not a showstopper but it’d certainly make you take a 2nd or 3rd look.”

After all the muted colours and half tones last week, this I really felt we needed something bright and bold and crisp and refreshing to rate.  This advertisement from the New York Public Library’s digital collection fits the bill perfectly.

Tone-n-tone - a new fashion note in Mallinson's pure dye washable pussy willow 1929 from the New York Public Library

 

I thought about having a dress-off, but I don’t think it would be a fair battle as we can’t see enough of the orange ensemble to really rate it (though she would definitely win a shoe-off!  The blue heels look positively common compared to the orange sandals) so you’ll be rating the green and blue outfit.

What do you think of it?  The pale apple green paired with deep blue?  The combination of angular piecing and soft, sensuous drapes and folds?

Rate the Dress on a Scale of 1 to 10.